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Thursday, October 20, 2005
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Sunday, May 08, 2005
The Stanford River Flood
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By Amanzi1
2005-04-17
We heard ‘White water Pete” got into trouble with the law for having fun kayaking in the flooding waters of the Klein River below the bridge! Perhaps he was just appeasing the river God and ensuring Lynne and David’s house didn’t get swamped? Some say death before dishonour! We say: “Spit in the vortex of death and laugh in the face of danger!” [caption: Yi-haa, cool boils!]
Ex-Zambezi white water safety kayaker and environ-mental officer for SARA (South African Rivers Association) Bruce Castle, was overheard saying how there is absolutely no law prohibiting white water kayaking, in any conditions. [caption: Ag man, get me some slap chips and pancakes]
You may not be able to get insurance, but you can have as much fun as you like at your own risk. Those in the know will know that Pete was probably safer than anybody standing on the bridge – the law included. Sure, their neon yellow bibs float, but what about the other bits? Who would’ve been there to help warmly clothed swimmers in the flooding waters should the bridge inadvertently have collapsed? I ask tongue-in-cheek of course, but it was a flood situation and no rescue or safety gear was apparent…
One was hoping that the law would lead by example, but then there was the joke about Van, 3 policemen and a redhead in a speedboat on the flooding river, ‘investigating’ the dangers of the violent and turbid waters in the breach area at the mouth of the rather large Klein river.
Fair enough, it may be their job, but for Pete’s sake, use a blinkin’ lifejacket!!!
Furthermore, I’d just like to thank Pete for being keen to paddle the Klein River this year, I’m glad it came up for him! And so soon… So say ye… For me, personally, life has never been better. The river is deep and the river is wide, alleluia, fish and honey on the other side, alleluia; the river Klein flows by my front door, alleluia, runs right down to the Walker Bay whales, alleluia!
By Amanzi1
2005-04-17
We heard ‘White water Pete” got into trouble with the law for having fun kayaking in the flooding waters of the Klein River below the bridge! Perhaps he was just appeasing the river God and ensuring Lynne and David’s house didn’t get swamped? Some say death before dishonour! We say: “Spit in the vortex of death and laugh in the face of danger!” [caption: Yi-haa, cool boils!]
Ex-Zambezi white water safety kayaker and environ-mental officer for SARA (South African Rivers Association) Bruce Castle, was overheard saying how there is absolutely no law prohibiting white water kayaking, in any conditions. [caption: Ag man, get me some slap chips and pancakes]
You may not be able to get insurance, but you can have as much fun as you like at your own risk. Those in the know will know that Pete was probably safer than anybody standing on the bridge – the law included. Sure, their neon yellow bibs float, but what about the other bits? Who would’ve been there to help warmly clothed swimmers in the flooding waters should the bridge inadvertently have collapsed? I ask tongue-in-cheek of course, but it was a flood situation and no rescue or safety gear was apparent…
One was hoping that the law would lead by example, but then there was the joke about Van, 3 policemen and a redhead in a speedboat on the flooding river, ‘investigating’ the dangers of the violent and turbid waters in the breach area at the mouth of the rather large Klein river.
Fair enough, it may be their job, but for Pete’s sake, use a blinkin’ lifejacket!!!
Furthermore, I’d just like to thank Pete for being keen to paddle the Klein River this year, I’m glad it came up for him! And so soon… So say ye… For me, personally, life has never been better. The river is deep and the river is wide, alleluia, fish and honey on the other side, alleluia; the river Klein flows by my front door, alleluia, runs right down to the Walker Bay whales, alleluia!
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Friday, March 18, 2005
Friends Wedding Anniversary
Dear Natalie & Peter
Some friends touch your life... and I wish you both sweet success and strength in your marriage for the next 10 years.
Monday, February 21, 2005
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Lisa - the Golden Chameleon
I first mentioned chameleon rock... now see Lisa, our Cape Dward Chameleon turning gold on my gold shirt!
Loch Ness What?
Anyone want to know the whereabouts of the Loch Ness Swan lost in the mists of time?
Opening on the edge of the earth...
Me with my faithful protectors on the coral reefs at the opening on the edge of the earth...
Southern African River Song
The River ORANGE is murky and brown, halleluiah,
Fish and honey on the other side, halleluiah.
The River DORING is prickly and cold, halleluiah,
Bushman paintings in a cave nearby, halleluiah.
The River BREEDE is round the bend, halleluiah,
Up the Creek you’ll find your old best friend, halleluiah.
The River TUGELA is chomping and wild, halleluiah,
Eats us up from the inside out, halleluiah.
The River DUZI is deathly and dark, halleluiah,
Breeding misery in its murky depths, halleluiah.
The River ZAMBEZI is mighty and bold, halleluiah,
Dance with her till the morning’s gold, halleluiah.
The River PALMIET is tricky and steep, halleluiah
Crack your nose if you go too deep, halleluiah.
The River DWARS is calling my name, halleluiah,
Waterfalls are partly to blame, halleluiah.
The River WIT is a maniac trip, halleluiah,
Paddle here, but please don’t flip, halleluiah.
The VISGAT River will make you shiver, halleluiah,
Just a few souls will she deliver, halleluiah.
The WITELS River flows high in the mountain, halleluiah,
Get a chopper to drop you in her, halleluiah.
The great LIMPOPO flows along our border, halleluiah,
We are not allowed to cross her, halleluiah.
The River FISH has a rodeo hole, halleluiah,
Kayak here and learn to Eskimo roll, halleluiah.
The River CUNENE in northern Namibia, halleluiah,
Needs our help before they kill her, halleluiah.
The River KLEIN flows by my front door, halleluiah,
Runs right down to the Walker Bay Whales, halleluiah.
The UMKOMAAS is making peace, halleluiah,
Won’t you smile and please say cheese, halleluiah.
Fish and honey on the other side, halleluiah.
The River DORING is prickly and cold, halleluiah,
Bushman paintings in a cave nearby, halleluiah.
The River BREEDE is round the bend, halleluiah,
Up the Creek you’ll find your old best friend, halleluiah.
The River TUGELA is chomping and wild, halleluiah,
Eats us up from the inside out, halleluiah.
The River DUZI is deathly and dark, halleluiah,
Breeding misery in its murky depths, halleluiah.
The River ZAMBEZI is mighty and bold, halleluiah,
Dance with her till the morning’s gold, halleluiah.
The River PALMIET is tricky and steep, halleluiah
Crack your nose if you go too deep, halleluiah.
The River DWARS is calling my name, halleluiah,
Waterfalls are partly to blame, halleluiah.
The River WIT is a maniac trip, halleluiah,
Paddle here, but please don’t flip, halleluiah.
The VISGAT River will make you shiver, halleluiah,
Just a few souls will she deliver, halleluiah.
The WITELS River flows high in the mountain, halleluiah,
Get a chopper to drop you in her, halleluiah.
The great LIMPOPO flows along our border, halleluiah,
We are not allowed to cross her, halleluiah.
The River FISH has a rodeo hole, halleluiah,
Kayak here and learn to Eskimo roll, halleluiah.
The River CUNENE in northern Namibia, halleluiah,
Needs our help before they kill her, halleluiah.
The River KLEIN flows by my front door, halleluiah,
Runs right down to the Walker Bay Whales, halleluiah.
The UMKOMAAS is making peace, halleluiah,
Won’t you smile and please say cheese, halleluiah.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
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